| So Day Whatever this was (22, I think). On this day, we followed Boston's Freedom Trail to see a variety of historical sites.  |
| Marker and the red bricks of the Freedom Trail. Boston is nice enough to put a HUGE red line on the ground to follow through the city from historical site to historical site. |
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| I mean look at this thing! I don't care how hammered you are, you will be able to follow this! |
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| The Freedom Trail has so many monuments, plaques, and buildings along it's two and a half miles, we couldn't possibly photograph them all! |
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| For the record, Erica's got the camera. So I cannot be blamed for photographing these women. Not that I'm particularly upset about it. |
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| One of the many historically significant churches in Boston. |
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| Told ya! |
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| YAY! Dead people! Historically significant dead people at that! |
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| Holy Shit! Mother Goose! Hickory Dickory Dock. I have a really huge... Wait. Wrong nursery rhyme book. Soooooo.... Moving on... |
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| Oh look! Paul Revere! |
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| And his grave! Apparently he needs pennies in the afterlife. |
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| Holy Christ! Who's buried here?! Oh, John Hancock. Of course he would have the biggest, most phallic monument in the graveyard. |
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| Boston Massacre victims. |
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| Hey! It's that beer guy! Oh, and he happened to be an important revolutionary. |
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| Look! Boston Tourists! |
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| A really important building. Sorry, I forgot which one. |
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| Hard to read, but this is the site of the first public school in Massachusetts! Ben Franklin and many others attended this school. |
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| Very important building coming up... |
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| The Old Statehouse |
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| Explanation of how government in the colonies worked. |
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| Explanation of the Stamp Act |
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| And of how the liberal media stirred up trouble! (per usual) |
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| Clearly this is all a ploy by those on the left to dominate the media conversation! |
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| A map of Boston |
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| John Hancock's clothes? You mean the guy with the big phallic monument is running around naked?! |
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| The Old Statehouse The picture is taken at the site of the Boston Massacre |
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| Paul Revere's House |
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| The guy in the red shirt has an awesome handlebar mustache. |
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| Paul Revere's Monument |
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| And again! |
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| This lady is playing a glass harmonica, just like the one invented by Benjamin Franklin. This lady also apparently slays monkeys for money. |
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| There's old BF with his Glass Harmonica! |
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| Dude! The famous ride of Paul Revere begins with the lanterns in the belfry of this church! |
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| I just told them that! |
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| Erica's shoes, a metal grate, and the Charleston River below. |
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| That river we spoke about. You can see the USS Constitution to the far left (the sailing ship) |
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| Washington's other monument? |
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| This cow rocks out loud. |
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| See? Sammy Hagar, Joe Perry, and Quiet Riot like this cow. |
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| As does Dee Snider. |
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| The USS Constitution. The oldest ship in the U.S. Navy. |
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| I'm sure Mitt Romney uses this ship as a point about how outmoded the U.S. military has become under President Obama. |
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| Some other ship with sails. |
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| Sooooo... Dogs stub their toes? |
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| Words to live by. |
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| Wow. Just wow. |
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| A tricked out, new fangled sailing vessel. |
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| Yes. A United States PARK RANGER drives this car. And yet they come after teachers, firefighters, and cops. |
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| A lady in a pink dress walking a dog. |
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| Everybody in this picture is just fabulous! |
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| So this is the Bunker Hill Monument. I think there's something like this in Washington, D.C. I'll have to check. |
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| Why? |
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| There's something on the ceiling, apparently. |
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| Ok, what seems like a good idea at the bottom goes all to shit about halfway up. |
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| And then you get to this step, and you realize you want to die. |
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| This grate is in the middle of the monument. It looks STRAIGHT down to the bottom. Yes, we are both standing on a little bit of metal. |
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| But the view of Boston is gorgeous! |
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| I mean look at it! |
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| And the tagging in the corner! How scenic! |
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| Out towards the Atlantic! |
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| One of the many streets in Boston that are cute. |
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| Here's a change! A Civil War Memorial! |
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| These houses belong to a divorced couple, I just know it! |
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| A tavern?! Let's drink! |
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| This is the only tavern in Boston that Red Sox fans did not party in when the Sox won the series after 86 years. |
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| More random tourists! |
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| The Celtics play here. |
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| These glasses are called "Stalkers." Might need to fire that marketing person. |
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| Maine Lobster cuddles with corn because corn is NIIIICCCEEEE. |
